doctor- i have some bad news and some very bad news.
patient- give me the bad news first.
doctor- the lab called with your test results. u have 24 hours to live.
patient.- that's terrible! what could b more worse than this?
doctor- i have been tring to reach u since yesterday!
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patient- please doctor help me. i have been stung by a bee.
doctor- dont worry . i'll put some cream on it.
pat..-u'll never find the bee. it must be miles away by now.
doc..- no no please understand. i'll put some cream on the place u were stung.
pat..-oh! it happened in the garden where i was sitting under a tree.
doc..- u #$%&! i mean in which part of the body did the bee sting.
pat..- it stung me on my finger.
doc..- which one?
pat..-how am i to know? all the bees look the same to me
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